Our pets are full-fledged members of the family. For many of
us, they’re as close to children as we ever plan to have. We watch them do all
manner of stupidly cute things, occasionally dress them up in demeaning holiday
costumes, and share our entire lives with them. We know going in that, odds
are, we’re going to outlive any domesticated animal we bring into our home, but
we push this to the periphery and ignore it like we ignore death as whole.
Tuesday, May 21, 2013
DVD/Blu-Ray Review: 'Dark Circles'
Horror, as a genre, certainly seems
like it’s out to prove that no one, anywhere, should have kids, ever. Either
someone is going to steal it and use in some sort of heinous ritual (Rosemary’s Baby), or when it grows up it
will be the son of the devil (The Omen),
turn out to be a murdering psychopath (The
Good Son), or become a total turd (Anything
featuring Ashton Kutcher).
Friday, May 17, 2013
Check Out The Red Band Trailer For 'V/H/S 2'
Admittedly, last year's much ballyhooed horror anthology "V/H/S" was a disappointment. Individual pieces were okay, but taken as a whole, it's an underwhelming experience. With that in mind, expectations for the upcoming sequel have been kept in check, even though it involves the likes of Jason Eisener, director of "Hobo With a Shotgun," and Gareth Evans, who helmed "The Raid: Redemption." Still, even with ample skepticism, this latest red band trailer for "V/H/S 2" is impressive.
Thursday, May 16, 2013
More Robots Fighting Monsters In The Latest 'Pacific Rim' Trailer
So if anyone needs me I’ll just be over here giggling and squealing until "Pacific Rim" comes out on July 12. Until then, enjoy the latest trailer for Guillermo del Toro's epic monsters versus robots adventure.
Thursday, May 9, 2013
'The Great Gatsby' Movie Review
If you’re like me, then when you read F. Scott Fitzgerald’s
classic novel “The Great Gatsby” your first reaction is, “damn, this shit needs
to be in 3D.” Lucky for us Baz Luhrmann heard our cries and is on the case. For
just his fifth feature length motion picture, the Aussie director has, yet
again, superimposed his frenetic, larger-than-life style on a beloved literary
institution. While the onscreen effort is pretty to gawk at, when you take “The
Great Gatsby” as a whole, this isn’t the best melding of styles. The story of a
mysterious man who, at least initially, is all about appearances and the
external, the film mirrors this sentiment. Only unlike the book, Luhrmann’s
film never delves any deeper, and you’re left cold and empty.
Sunday, May 5, 2013
Blu-Ray Review: 'Pawn'
So a cop walks into an all night diner…No, this isn’t he
beginning of a tired joke, this is how the new direct-to-video crime thriller
“Pawn” kicks off. Said cop, played by Forest Whitaker, walks smack into the
middle of an armed robbery. From this simple set up spools out a twisted web of
story threads, layered narrative, and constantly shifting points of view.
Though the film starts off strong—not great, but solid—it comes off the rails
not far down the line.
Thursday, May 2, 2013
'Iron Man 3' Movie Review
The
world has changed since “The Avengers.” You can’t have Norse gods falling to
Earth and aliens invading New York City through a wormhole without
fundamentally altering at least a few preconceived notions about how the
universe works. “Iron Man 3” is the story of how these changes have impacted
one man, only this particular man happens to be millionaire playboy, maverick
inventor, and key member of the Avengers, Tony Stark.
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