Cards on the table: I haven't seen any of the
Fifty Shades of… movies. But that didn’t stop me from
watching the final installment of the trilogy, Fifty Shades
Freed, which I saw primarily because that’s funny to me. (And I have
it on good authority the previous films, especially part two, are hilarious.) It
wasn’t. What I bore witness to was the least interesting movie I’ve ever seen.
