If we’re being entirely honest, I have no idea why, in 2016
(in case you were curious, yes, I typed 2015 first), we’re talking about a
xXx sequel, but here we are. As much as I love questionable
action fare, the 2002 Vin Diesel-fronted, XTREME sports-centric flick is a
total turd. It’s even more of a Mountain Dew commercial than the new
Point Break (though it does still make me laugh that the
villains are a group called Anarchy 99, that shit is gold). But apparently Vin
Diesel wants this to happen, and when he puts him mind to it, things get done
(see Riddick). And while it’s hard to condone this, they’ve
added some legitimate badasses to the cast.
