According to author and famed writing teacher, John Gardner, all fictional stories can be boiled down to one of two plots: someone leaves town, someone comes to town. (OR maybe you subscribe to Christopher Booker’s Seven Basic Plots approach, or one of the many other theories, but for our purposes today, we’ll stick with Gardner.) Hellfire, the latest from direct-to-video action auteur Isaac Florentine (Ninja: Shadow of a Tear, Undisputed 2 and 3), follows this formula to a tee.
Joe Begos’ VFW feels like it crawled out of a grimy, urine-soaked 1980s gutter. And I mean that in the best possible way. This mutant-punks-versus-grizzled-war-vets opus is so dirty and sweaty it practically has a smell. Think the scummy, hungover offspring of Assault on Precinct 13. Again, this is all good.
Oh damn, is it 1983? Because this trailer for Joe Begos’ old-dudes-versus-mutant-punks throwback exploitation joint, VFW, certainly makes it feel that way. And I mean that as the highest praise. This movie may have been made with me as the target audience. Check it out below. Probably a couple of times.
He’s a big-time cinematic superhero, playing Aquaman in the
DC movie universe, but I have to say, I think Jason Momoa is best suited to low-budget,
direct-to-video-style action fare. Sure, he’s a ripped Adonis of a human being,
but he also has a relatable, everyman quality. And this is on full display in
Braven, a solid, reasonably entertaining, if unremarkable
new noir-inspired Canadian thriller. It scratches a very particular itch for
those longing for the types of beefy-father-protects-his-brood pictures
Schwarzenegger and Stallone turned out in the ‘80s.
The less known about Don’t Breathe going in, the better. The latest from director Fede Alvarez (the Evil Dead remake) is a nasty, vicious spin on the home invasion narrative. It’s also among the best horror movies of the year and easily a high point in what has been a lackluster summer season. Compact, efficient, and uncompromising, Don’t Breathe is one to absolutely sprint to the theater to see, presuming there’s an elevated tolerance for brutality and skin-peeling tension in play.
It’s Friday the 13th, the spookiest day of the year, and what
would this day be without a dab of new horror for all you little weirdoes out
there? Well, Fede Alvarez (the Evil Dead remake) has got
your back, and dropped the first trailer for his upcoming Don’t
Breathe. Hit it up after the jump.