Baywatch can’t decide what movie it wants
to be. Is it a foul-mouthed, satiric send up of the long-running cheeseball T&A
fest (the easy comparison is 21 Jump Street)? Or is it an
earnest action drama about a ragtag group of lifeguards becoming a family and
saving their beach? The attempt to be both ultimately drags director Seth
Gordon’s (Identity Thief) film down to drown in the watery
depths.
