You never blow up Dolph Lundgren’s family, that lesson should
be day one of Movie Villain 101. It’s not going to end well for you, it just
isn’t. And if you manage to involve Tony Jaa, at this point you’re digging your
own grave. These are the basic pieces of information you learn from the new
trailer for the Ekachai Uekrongtham-directed actioner Skin Trade that just hit over at Yahoo.
Separately, if you throw the names Tony Jaa and DolphLundgren into any picture, I’ll totally watch the crap out of it. Put them
together in the same movie, and it’s one I’ll shove my own family members out
of the way in order to get into the theater first. (And if you want to sweeten
the deal with Michael Jai White, Ron Perlman, and Peter Weller, that’s also
fine with me, it’s like all of my favorite things.)
