Another week, another direct-to-video action-thriller. Lately, many of these stars either Aaron Eckhart or Olga Kurylenko, and director Jesse V. Johnson’s Chief of Station happens to feature both. (It truly only stars Eckhart, with Kurylenko relegated to a supporting role, but we’ll take it.)
It makes a great deal of sense that Renny Harlin’s The Bricklayer was once earmarked as a Gerard Butler vehicle. Butler remains a producer, while Aaron Eckhart takes the role of former spy Steve Vail, and does a passable growly, grumble-voiced tough-guy mutter. Though admittedly, without Gerry’s sweaty macho charisma, the finished product loses some oomph. The plot is pure dumbed-down airport-novel espionage with little investment, stakes, or suspense, but thanks to a brisk pace and action that whips damn hard, this offers up an entertaining thriller that scratches a specific itch.
Back in 2013, Antoine Fuqua teamed up with Gerard Butler for
a gritty take on what would happen if the White House was attacked by
terrorists with Olympus Has Fallen—a few months later we got
the more humorous, bro-tastic take on the same story, with Channing Tatum’s
White House Down. Well, it wasn’t enough for the White House
to go down, and now we have the follow up, London HasFallen. Handed off to Snabba Cash 2 director Babak
Najafi, London Has Fallen is a ridiculous, direct-to-video-style
blast of full frontal action. If a DTV movie had the budget to mostly level one
of the major metropolises in the world, that’s what this is. So much better
than the first movie, this knows exactly what it is and what its audience wants,
and delivers with gusto and glee.
“Shit’s about to get stabby.” That sounds like the kind of
marketing campaign I would come up with, or at least how I would describe a
movie I was trying to get a friend to go see. London Has Fallen certainly appears to know its audience, which is basically me,
and this new NSFW TV spot is the pitch perfect way to get me to see your damn
movie.