If Mad Max: Fury Road and Monster
weren’t enough to convince you not to mess with Charlize Theron,
Atomic Blonde should do the trick. She’ll shoot you, stab
you with a stiletto heel, kick the ever-loving crap out of you, use your neck
as an anchor while she dives out a window Die Hard style,
and pummel your genitals into a wad of pasty goo. (She kicks so many dudes in
the groin.) Should the model-turned-Oscar-winner decide all she wants to do
from now until the day she retires is make kickass action movies, that might be
the best greatest hope for humanity.
It appears today is “second trailer for movies that
premiered at SXSW day.” Or something. Earlier, we saw the second trailer for
Edgar Wright’s Baby Driver, and now we’ve got a new look at
Atomic Blonde. Don’t worry, there’s still quite a bit of
Charlize Theron kicking people in the face. Enjoy.
John Wick assured that anytime stuntmen-turned-co-directors
Chad Stahelski and David Leitch do anything, I will watch the living hell out
of it. Leitch didn’t return for John Wick: Chapter 2 (which did
not disappoint) largely because he was flying solo on the now-titled
Atomic Blonde, which just dropped a trailer and, yeah, I am
100% holy shit in love with this Cold War actioner already. Stop what you’re
doing and watch it right this moment.
