I understand very little in this world as much I understand going
on a kill-crazy rampage because someone fucked with your dog (or pets in
general). Seriously, I’d murder every last one of you for my dogs, which is why
a movie like John Wick speaks to me on such a deep level. I
also love Bruce Willis, despite the fact that we probably wouldn’t get along at
all in real life. But combine Bruce Willis with a movie about a dude fucking
people up to get his dog back, and I’m in. If that sounds like your jam, you
should probably watch the trailer for Once Upon a Time in
Venice.
