Okay, so Tomas Alfredson’s upcoming adaptation of Jo Nesbo’s
serial killer thriller, The Snowman, looks grim, tense, and
disturbing. What footage we’ve seen overflows with creepy imagery, it has a
fantastic cast, and should be a white-knuckle ride later this fall. There’s
nothing even remotely humorous about it. So why can’t I take it seriously? Why do
I laugh every time it comes to mind? Because the protagonist’s name is Harry
Hole, that’s why. Don’t get me wrong, the film still looks promising as all
hell, but I know myself. I know I’m going to laugh inappropriately when the
movie introduces Detective Harry Hole. That’s a fact. Anyway, here’s a new
international trailer. (Yes, I know it's pronounced "Hoo-Leh," but I'm still going to giggle.)
Showing posts with label Michael Fassbender. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Michael Fassbender. Show all posts
Tuesday, September 5, 2017
Tuesday, May 16, 2017
'Alien: Covenant' (2017) Movie Review
In 2012, Ridley Scott ventured back to the site of one of
his greatest cinematic triumphs with Prometheus. This sci-fi
opus, set in the Alien universe and serving as a precursor
to one of the all-time greats, is uneven at best. I’m a staunch defender—it’s
ambitious, full of lofty themes, moody and tense and creepy all in a line with the
original, not to mention gorgeous—but I understand where the detractors come from.
Friday, March 10, 2017
Meet Michael Fassbender's Eerie Android In This 'Alien: Covenant' Video
Okay, I’m beyond pumped for Alien: Covenant. I’m giddy that we’re just a few months away from a new,
Ridley Scott-directed visit to the land of Xenomorphs and Face Huggers. But as
jazzed as I am about this whole situation, the marketing has been way hit and
miss. The first trailer was okay, bloody shower sex scene and all, but that
prologue was whack as shit. Then the latest trailer made me giggle and squeal with
vicious delight, but this latest viral video does absolutely nothing. Unless
you care about how they make Michael Fassbender’s new android Walter.
Thursday, February 23, 2017
Watch This Alien-Free 'Alien: Covenant' Prologue
Even if Prometheus left many folks cold
(I totally dig it, though it’s certainly a deeply flawed film), it’s difficult
not to get psyched about the idea of Ridley Scott making another movie set in
the Alien universe. So it makes sense many of us are
fiending hard for Alien: Covenant. We saw that brutal firsttrailer, and now 20th Century Fox released a short prologue film last night
during Legion (you should also be watching
Legion if you’re not). And here it is.
Tuesday, February 21, 2017
'Alien: Covenant' Cast Photo: Meet The Delicious People The Xenomorphs Get To Devour
Oh man, I sure hope the Xenomorphs in Ridley Scott’s
upcoming Alien: Covenant are super hungry. The production
just released a photo of the whole case and it certainly looks like a smorgasbord—we’re
talking a Vegas-style, heartburn-inducing buffet of epic proportions. Check it
out after the jump.
Monday, December 26, 2016
The First 'Alien: Covenant' Trailer Is Brutal And Brutal
It was a merry Christmas, indeed. Not for the usual, warm,
fuzzy, holiday nonsense that other people have been compelling me to endure for
damn near 40 years against my will. No, on this day we set aside to celebrate
fat dudes and the savior of humanity or whatever, I’m in a festive mood because
we got our first look at Alien: Covenant, and holy shit
balls. Like I said, merry Christmas, indeed.
Tuesday, November 1, 2016
'Alien: Covenant' Details Sound Super Rad, Thanks, Michael Fassbender
I know it gets piles of hate, and it’s a deeply flawed film
to be sure, but I still totally dig Prometheus. It’s grand
and epic and ambitious, it’s as immersive a world as Ridley Scott has created
in I don’t know how the hell long, and it’s badass as hell to boot. All of the criticisms
are warranted, they just don’t impact my enjoyment like they do for many
people.
Thursday, May 12, 2016
The First 'Assassin's Creed' Trailer Is Pretty But Strange
Movies based on videogames are, as a whole, not very good.
But the upcoming Assassin’s Creed adaptation just dropped
its first trailer, and it looks weird as shit. Check it out below.
Monday, April 25, 2016
Final 'X-Men: Apocalypse' Trailer Is Full Of Adventure And Surprises
While both Marvel and DC appear to have a roadmap for their
respective superhero franchises—though they are certainly subject to change—20th
Century Fox’s X-Men series has the feeling that they studio
is just throwing things at the wall, seeing what sticks, and making it up as
they go. They basically retconned the entire original timeline out of
existence. It’s going to be interesting to see where they go with the latest
installment, X-Men: Apocalypse. But as we approach the
release date, we’ve got the final trailer, which arrives with some unexpected
bits of fan service that are sure to make hardcore followers cheer in their
seats. Watch it after the jump.
Thursday, March 17, 2016
This 'X-Men: Apocalypse' Trailer Is A Trailer For A Superhero Movie
To be honest, I’m really looking forward to X-Men: Apocalypse—the last two installments were fantastic—and I’m going to
watch the crap out of it, but what we’ve seen from the movie thus far has been
a tad underwhelming. That includes the new trailer that dropped this morning.
Saturday, September 5, 2015
This 'Macbeth' Trailer Is Violent, Dreamy, And Gorgeous
Admittedly, I’m a bit late to this party (sue me, it’s been
a busy week), but this trailer for Justin Kurzel’s (The Snowtown
Murders) Macbeth is nothing short of breathtaking.
Violent and dreamy and gorgeous, you need to see it for yourself.
Saturday, June 6, 2015
This 'Macbeth' Trailer Is Epic And Beautiful
When most of you think of Shakespeare, the first phrase that
pops into mind isn’t too often “totally badass.” That, however, might change
with the latest adaptation of Macbeth, which does in fact
look totally badass. If you don’t believe me, just check out this new trailer.
Thursday, October 24, 2013
'The Counselor' Movie Review
“The Counselor” is a movie I’ve been pumped up for since we
first heard that Pulitzer Prize-winning author Cormac McCarthy delivered a
screenplay instead of the new novel that his agents and publishers expected.
Add director Ridley Scott (“Alien”) to the equation, and an insane cast of top
tier, A-list celebrities, and you start to understand the excitement. Weirdly,
there’s been almost no buzz leading up to the release. It didn’t play at any of
the recent big name festivals, press screenings were all late so enough that no
one has been talking about it, and why the hell does Cameron Diaz have a
cheetah in all the trailers? Unfortunately, the movie falls way, way short of
expectations. Roughly one-third is the precise movie I hoped for, while the
rest is a complete and total disappointment.
Saturday, January 21, 2012
'Haywire' Movie Review
“Haywire”, the new action movie from director Steven Soderbergh, has a serious direct-to-video vide. But it’s like the classiest DTV movie you’ve ever seen. Not only is the cast so far over the head of this style of film—not many straight up action flicks feature names the size of Ewan McGregor, Michel Douglas, Michael Fassbender, and Antonio Banderas, some, but not many—but Soderbergh’s hand is readily apparent. He adds many of his trademark visual and structural flourishes to spruce up the joint. “Haywire” is full of recognizable color and musical themes, a narrative that jumps around in time, tricky camera moves and angles, intricate depth of frame, even down to a planning montage that is reminiscent of his “Ocean’s” movies. “Haywire” isn’t going to blow your mind hole, or make you think too hard about important issues, but, especially given the massive delays in getting a release (Soderbergh was able to shoot and unleash “Contagion” before “Haywire” would ever see the light of day), it is a solid revenge-tinged actioner, full of kick ass brawls, chases, and a sly, self-deprecating sense of humor.
Friday, December 9, 2011
'Shame' Movie Review
Sitting in the theater watching Steve McQueen’s (“Hunger”) new film, the sexually charged “Shame”, I enjoyed it quite a bit. Outside after the screening, another reviewer asked what I thought. Seems like a straightforward enough question, but in trying to quantify my experience I froze, mouth open like a slack-jawed idiot. He took my hesitation to mean that I didn’t like “Shame”. He said he liked it a great deal, and we wandered down the escalator and out into the harsh light of day.
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