You know, sometimes I look at a certain movie and I think, “Did
I make that?” Because I’m fairly certain I’m the only one who could possibly
want to see it. And that’s the sensation I get watching the first trailer for
Rampage. It stars Dwayne Johnson and a giant gorilla, a
giant wolf, and a giant crocodile. And based on this first look, it’s already
the greatest video game movie ever made.
Showing posts with label Videogame. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Videogame. Show all posts
Thursday, November 16, 2017
Thursday, June 9, 2016
'Warcraft' (2016) Movie Review
My understanding is that Duncan Jones’
Warcraft is based not directly on Blizzard’s massive online
role playing game World of Warcraft, but on the lore from
that world that precedes the playable action. The fact that it’s a prelude
makes a great deal of sense, as this may be the most blatant attempt by
Legendary and Universal to launch a franchise that I’ve ever encountered. I’m
all for an epic, ambitious, weird new fantasy saga, but from what we get here,
not this one.
Thursday, May 12, 2016
The First 'Assassin's Creed' Trailer Is Pretty But Strange
Movies based on videogames are, as a whole, not very good.
But the upcoming Assassin’s Creed adaptation just dropped
its first trailer, and it looks weird as shit. Check it out below.
Thursday, March 13, 2014
'Need For Speed' Movie Review
“Need For Speed” has set itself up as an homage to badass
low-budget car movies from the 1970s, even going so far as to explicitly evoke
that image in the marketing. And the action is definitely more “Vanishing
Point” than “Fast and Furious.” Hell, there’s even an early scene where the
main character, Tobey Marshall (Aaron Paul) and his crew watch Steve McQueen
tear around San Francisco in “Bullet” at a local drive-in theater. You know
right away what aesthetic they’re going after. This isn’t intended as a knock
on the Vin Diesel-centric franchise, those films have been fun—especially the
last two—but this is a throwback different time, with a stoic, man-of-few-words
hero, and is more about American muscle and Italian rarities than it is about
supped up imports with gaudy paint jobs and low-profile tires. Even though
“Need For Speed” is 40 minutes too long, and everything that’s not driving is
utter garbage, this is still a reasonably good time.
Sunday, March 9, 2014
Book Review: 'The Art Of Titanfall'
Titanfall is one of the most highly
anticipated video games coming down the pipe. I know less than shit about video
games, but even I’m aware that fans are pretty damn pumped up for the latest
offering from Respawn Entertainment. The game doesn’t even come out until
Tuesday, March 11, but if advanced hype is any indication, it’s going to be
rather popular. People at work who managed to get their hands on beta versions
of the game can’t, or at least won’t, shut up about it. To be honest, I don’t
particularly know what sets this apart from its competitors, or why it walked
away from E3 2013 with a record breaking number of awards. I don’t know
anything about game play, or the history, but what I do know is that visually
the game is absolutely stunning. Even if you’re like me, and think video games
peaked with Ms. Pac Man, you take a look at the gorgeous new
book The Art of Titanfall.
Thursday, November 1, 2012
'Wreck-It Ralph' Movie Review
“Wreck-It Ralph”, the new animated feature from Disney, delivers exactly what you expect, nothing more. That isn’t to say it’s bad. In a vacuum this is a fun enough movie, the visuals are good (though the 3D feels unnecessary most of the time), and there are all the heartwarming moments you would expect from a family cartoon. The chief problem is that, at every single juncture, the film is predictable, and never shows anything beyond the most obvious levels. If you have kids they’ll likely fall in love with “Wreck-It Ralph”, and while parents have sat through much, much worse to appease their tots, “Wreck-It Ralph” is middle of the road at best.
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