I really wanted to like The Eyes of My
Mother. It had great reviews, was supposedly a brutal, terrifying
slow burn, and all around sounded like my jam. While it is all of those things,
it just didn’t do it for me. (You can read my REVIEW if you’re so inclined.)
But that’s not going to stop it from opening, and a new trailer is here to
creep you out.
Monday, October 31, 2016
Friday, October 28, 2016
This 'Rambo' Reboot Is Going To Be Dumb As Shit
There’s been talk of a new Rambo movie
since, well, Sylvester Stallone dusted off one of his most celebrated
characters for 2008’s Rambo. A number of versions have
kicked around over the years, and now it sounds like not only has one idea
actually stuck, it’s the stupidest fucking one anyone could come up with.
Thursday, October 27, 2016
'Inferno' (2016) Movie Review
Watching Ron Howard’s new thriller,
Inferno, I couldn’t help but mentally compare Tom Hanks’
adventurous Harvard symbology professor and puzzle enthusiast, Robert Langdon,
to Matthew McConaughey’s Wooderson from Dazed and Confused.
He keeps getting older, but his youngish, brown-haired female sidekicks stay
(roughly) the same age.
Monday, October 24, 2016
Watch Clive Owen Drive Angry In Neill Blomkamp Directed Short 'The Escape'
Sure, his last couple of movies haven’t been great
(Elysium was less than stellar, and who the hell thought it
was a good idea to put Die Antwoord in a movie about an adorable robot?), but at
least visually, Neill Blomkamp is still one of the most exciting filmmakers out
there right now. Though the Alien movie he’s been developing
got back-burnered, the South African director has a quick-hitter for us to
enjoy, the short, BMW-produced actioner The Escape. Check it
out below.
Thursday, October 20, 2016
'Jack Reacher: Never Go Back' (2016) Movie Review
Jack Reacher didn’t light the world on
fire, but it’s fine for what it is—a stripped-down, mid-budget, star-driven
actioner. Despite the fact that Tom Cruise is all of 5’7” and the titular
character in Lee Childs’ series of novels is a hulking 6’5”, he has—even with
my father’s constant rantings and railings on the subject—the metaphorical
stature to play the role. Through not a bank-breaking success, the first
picture made enough cash to warrant a sequel, and we all wanted to know if
Cruise could pull it off again in Jack Reacher: Never Go
Back.
Hugh Jackman Gets Grim, Grizzled, And Head-Stabby In First 'Logan' Trailers
Hugh Jackman’s last go-round as the fan-favorite,
claw-having, self-healing mutant Wolverine is bearing down on us quickly, and
Logan, as it’s been dubbed, promises something very
different from your typical X-Feature. Just how different is
readily apparent in the first trailer. Check it out below, along with a red
band version.
Wednesday, October 19, 2016
First 'Guardians Of The Galaxy 2' Trailer Needs A Hug
Over the last couple of days, we’ve heard rumblings that our
first look at Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 might arrive with
Marvel’s latest joint, Doctor Strange. But lo and behold, we
don’t even have to wait that long, because a shiny new teaser just hit the airwaves.
Check it out below.
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