For some reason, I find myself getting super excited for The Huntsman: Winter’s War. Not because I expect it to be great, but because it looks crazy as shit. To prove my point, the latest trailer prominently features Emily Blunt riding a polar bear, so, yeah, this is going to rule.
I haven’t done drugs since I was in high school, but I really want to ingest a bunch of hallucinogens and marathon The Huntsman: Winter’s War, Gods of Egypt, and Warcraft, after which I’ll either burst into flames or completely lost my mind. So, that’s going to happen, it’s been nice knowing you.
And there’s this weird ass thing.
The Huntsman: Winter’s War opens April 22. Prepare yourself.